How many church goers does it take to change a light bulb?
Charismatic: Only 1 – Hands are already in the air.
Pentecostal: 10 – One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None – Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None – Candles only.
Baptists: At least 15 – One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad… Continue
Posted on April 25, 2009 at 7:51pm — 6 Comments